Scooch schooch scooch

I know the whole tone to this blog is to reminisce about things from the 90's, but there's just something I'd like to discuss.
It's been haunting my dreams for quite some time now.

Remember the time Magic Mike did this?

I don't even know what to think about this. 

It's like the left side of my brain is saying "What the hell is wrong with this guy? This looks terrible. There is nothing arousing about this. He looks itchy."

Then the right side of my brain just screamed, "HAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY".

So, to recap:

Part of me is saying:

But at the same time, I'm also all like :

So, I don't know what to tell you.