Scooch schooch scooch

I know the whole tone to this blog is to reminisce about things from the 90's, but there's just something I'd like to discuss.
It's been haunting my dreams for quite some time now.

Remember the time Magic Mike did this?

I don't even know what to think about this. 

It's like the left side of my brain is saying "What the hell is wrong with this guy? This looks terrible. There is nothing arousing about this. He looks itchy."

Then the right side of my brain just screamed, "HAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY".

So, to recap:

Part of me is saying:

But at the same time, I'm also all like :

So, I don't know what to tell you. 

Motown Philly back again....

Holy Crap. Last post was in 2010?!?
Does anyone read this blog anymore?
Tina, how did we let our little internets baby die??

Imma 'bout to breathe some life into this. I'm a little rusty at the blogging, so please bear with me.

Remember the time Stephanie Tanner's dance class did that dance to Motown Philly for that stupid telethon?

I wonder what Boys II Men thought about this. Did they even know?
I like to think that they were all hanging out, watching T.G.I.F and then BAM! A bunch of 11 year olds were busting a move to their sweet jam - on network TV.
They were probably all like "MY STREET CRED'S RUINNNNNEEEEDDDD. GET ME MY LAWYER ON THE PHOOONEEEEEEEE!"

I'm sure the dude with the cane was the most pissed.

Come to think of it, I don't think he's even in the band anymore.
What ever happened to him? I hope he's ok. I'm gonna google him.

Don't worry, he's fine. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_McCary
Now I can sleep tonight.