Wrong Said Fred

It's not that I disagreed C-Bizz it's that I merely stated that Right Said Fred were the first douche-bags.
Case and point, the picture depicted below. Granted these douche-muffins don't have frosted tips they do have the other traits that are key give-aways when trying to spot a douche-bag. The godawful tattoos, the presence of a cross (when clearly religion doesn't play a role in their lives) the sleeveless shirts, the camo pants, the intense 'you messin' with me' look in their eyes.
We were discussing who the FIRST douche-bag was and thought Nick Lachey is indeed the douchiest of the douchey he was not the FIRST douche bag.

Beefy Biceps.

Tina begs to differ, but I feel as if Nick Lachey is the world's first super douche-bag.

Look at him - Beefy Biceps. Beefy Bicep tattoo. Frosted tips. Reality TV show. Boy Band. Confident swagger.
I could keep going, but I'd be here all day. (That's what she said.)
He's the male equivalent to a turbo slut.