Beefy Biceps.

Tina begs to differ, but I feel as if Nick Lachey is the world's first super douche-bag.

Look at him - Beefy Biceps. Beefy Bicep tattoo. Frosted tips. Reality TV show. Boy Band. Confident swagger.
I could keep going, but I'd be here all day. (That's what she said.)
He's the male equivalent to a turbo slut.