Breaking up is hard to do...

A couple of seconds ago, I had been reminded of that episode of 90210 where Brandon and Emily Valentine go to the rave and she slips him some E, and then his car gets trashed. Then they have to make that float and she shows up out of nowhere wearing his favourite shirt and then when he gets pissed off at her again, she flips out and burns their float down.
Talk about irrational.
And she wonders why he broke up with her.
Women.

Legend Has it, that he's a legend.

Now, I only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep last night, so this may appear slighty crackish.

Quite some time ago, I heard an old Hollywood rumor that made this dirty old lady's ears perk up in interest.

According to insiders, 90210's Jason Priestley is one of the most well endowed men in Hollywood.

No wonder I liked him so much as a kid.

All kidding aside, I find this rumor kind of hard (hahhaha hard...nevermind) to swallow (hahahahahahahahah....again, nevermind.)

First of all, he's not the tallest dude out there. Compared to Steve Saunders, he's Matt Roloff. Now if someone was all like "Ian Ziering has the largest dong in the world", I'd believe them. I mean, look at his face. He must make up for his grotesqueness in at least one area, and why not the one area where it counts. Well, if you're Samanta from Sex and the City, it counts, but if you're a normal girl like myself, it's not the size of the boat that matters, it's the motion in the ocean. Was that too much information?

Secondly, I think I've seen the dude cross his legs like a lady, (I can't prove this, so don't ask me to.) which, from what I understand, the average male finds kind of difficult, let alone one with a larger than average plunker.

All this aside, I'm still slighty fascinated with Brandon Walsh's nether region.

Hearing this tidbit of juicy gossip prompted me to immediately dust off my copy of 90210 season 1, to do a little research, which basically came up fruitless. I paused and zoomed into his crotchetal area numerous times, at many many many different angles, and I'll admit, he did look like he was slightly packing. But let's be honest, it's nothing that a little panty stuffing wouldn't fix.

So, until I receive photographic evidence, (and if anyone has some, please send it this lonely old cougar's way) I'm going to go all Myth Busters style on this one consider this one busted.

I've been slacking off.

Sorry Tina,

I've been neglecting this blog, and I should have children's services take it away from me.

I watched the new 90210 on Tuesday. What a waste of time. (Although, I'll probably still watch it on a regular basis, because I'll watch anything that's colorful and shiny. I'm kind of like a budgie when it comes to my TV choices.) 

It seems like it was trying too hard to be 'The OC." But, I'm not interested in the new cast.  They can overdose on percocets for all I care. 

Although, I was pleased to see Brenda back in the picture. It's nice to see Shannen Doherty get some work. I think her finest work was in the 1997 TV movie "Friends 'Till the End" where she was a college student in a band and was being stalked by the girl who played the wheelchair girl Zack dated in Saved by the Bell. But, I'm getting off topic. 

Back to Shan Shan....Is it just me or is she looking super Ratty these days?

Someone's had work done. I think she went to the same surgeon that Tori Spelling went to for her boob job.

MEEEEOOOWWWW.... how catty of me.

I miss the old 90210. I think that the best part of 90210 hands down was Dylan's hair. He had this dangerous '50's greaser thing going on. I'm sad it didn't catch on like the 'Rachael'.

This is getting silly. Silly Christene.

When I googled 'Shannen Doherty pics' I found this:

Nice Jacket Ian Ziering

For ten years I watched 90210 and for some reason for those ten years it seemed feesible....but I have been rewatching this show and its simply not rational....
These people do NOT look like high school students (ecspecially Ian Ziering, hes like 37 years old, and is always sporting the worst clothes, Hi Dad) and the plot is above and beyond mind boggling....
I was watching the episode where Donna Martin gets drunk at prom and gets suspended, and she has to go to trial and then the class of 93 walks out and marches....yeah that happens.
No one looks like these people. No one acts like these people.
This show gave me a false sense of what high school would be like....
Remember Brandons girlfriend who slipped the drug Euphoria in Brandons drink at the under ground club.....these people are like 16 years old and they're cruising around in cars and wearing half tops....lifes hard in Beverly Hills.