While sitting at work, I started to ponder Pat Benatar and got to thinking, she sure had some emo songs. Then I got the song Hit Me With Your Best Shot in my head. I wonder how many times douchebag-Dans went up to her and said, "I'll hit you with my best shot." For some reason, it sounds so much dirtier in this day and age. Probably because a wad of cum is considered a shot. Disgusting.
I would pay money to see Pat roundhouse kick a guy with a mullet in the face.
And not just a buck, I would pay a fair amount.
I wonder what Pat is up to these days. I wonder if she needs work. I think I just came up with a new reality TV show. Hit Me With Your Best Shot--random guys stuck in the eighties vs Pat Benatar.
What do you think?
My money is on Pat. She looks tough. And she most likely just got tougher with age.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
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I think we should offer Pat a job as a contributor to this blog.
She could have a nice little series called "People I'd Roundhouse."
I'm sure Scott Baio would be first on that list.
Then Maguyver.
She's one crazy bitch.
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